Saturday, May 29, 2010

Tell-All





‘Tell-All’ is presented as a quasi-screenplay, broken into acts and scenes. Alongside, elaborate stage and camera directions. "The scene begins with a tight shot of..." begins one chapter. Another starts, "In the establishing shot…

We, the audience, are only supporting players.

Told from the viewpoint of Hazie Coogan, a woman who has been taking care of actress Katherine "Miss Kathie" Kenton for ages. She's faithfully cleaned every spot in the house, watched every would be lover, polished every flaw in Miss Kathie's appearance. When a new man steps up to claim Kenton's love, Hazie just knows that he's out to use the aging starlet in some sort of ploy. When Hazie & Miss Kathie discover a secret manuscript written by said lover, they find that he's planning to write a scandalous ‘Tell-All’ of his life with Miss Kathie…complete with a grand finale death scene.

The bolded name drops are done in excess throughout the novel. As we know that Hollywood revolves around people, brands and trademarks. The over-arching attempt here is to provide a link from today's TMZ to the tattletale tabloids of old.

The Palahniuk rhythm flows through the 180 pages.

Lines like…

'toast-masturbating.' Or 'laud mouthing’. ‘was-bands’ Or ‘nothing but tan and bones’.

Occasionally a triplet of animal sounds or jungle ambiance prefaces other references. Signals to show that the actual conversation was just noise and the only thing worth noting were the names that people were dropping.

Sort of like Blah blah blah, Paris Hilton. Blah blah blah, Bieber.

Palahniuk, is a brilliant satirist who creates madcap adventures that lambaste modern life, yet manage to be so entertaining that you can't possibly criticize them for being nihilistic.

‘Tell-All’ is more glam than grit, for readers who love how he shapes our language. (3.5 out of 5)

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Whatever Happened, Happened





I started watching LOST (the television show) back in 2005. People
that I worked with kept telling me they thought I would dig it since I
get into sci-fi/metaphysics/funny books/weird shit, etc. I was sick in
July? That year and so I rented season one and watched it within a
week. I was hooked. Some of my favorite episodes of season one
were/are: Walkabout, White Rabbit & Deus Ex Machina. Locke & Jack were
my favorite characters right off the bat. I LOVED the duality between
these two persona's (Faith vs Science). After my introduction into
this cool new mythology I made sure I didn't miss the second season
premier that September. Around the same time, I discovered 'PODCASTS'
and made it a point to download my two favs each week 'The Lost
Podcast With Jay & Jack' & 'The Transmission'. Both of these
productions were top notch and went even further into the theorizing
of what was actually happening.

Besides the fact that this show was BRILLIANT over six seasons. The
part of LOST that was the most fun for me was sharing ideas and
theories with friends and family. Writing words up on message boards,
blogging them, Printing off a hi-res color copy of the blast door map
from 'Lockdown' and naming the yet unknown hatches, Keeping track of
the summer tie-in online content (The LOST experience, FIND 815),
Trying to play the Via Domus PS3 game...you get the idea. I was in
full geek mode.

Sure there were/are many great shows on television. Dexter, The
Sopranos, The Venture Brothers, The Wire...to name a few. However, no
other show felt the way this one did in my opinion. It had cultural
references (history, science, philosophy, music & books), crazy
literary techniques (Flash backs, Flash forwards & Flash sideways),
recurring themes (Black & white, Fate & destiny, Life & death) and
many mysterious happenings. It also had superior writing, an amazing
cast and possibly the most beautiful location in the entire world.
These are things that I'm not sure we'll see again very soon, and that
should only add to its legacy. LOST was an incredibly special and
unique experience, just like the enormous community the show spawned
to support.

Thoughts on 'The End' (Spoiler ALERT!)

The Island was real. Everything that happened on the island that we
saw throughout the 6 seasons was real. ABC has already come out and
stated that the final image of the plane crash (during the credits)
was 'meaningless'. Oceanic 815 really crashed and they really
survived. The Island does keep the balance of 'good' and 'evil' in the
world. I won't pretend to know what 'The Source' is or the origins of
the the chamber with the stone cork, or what the heart of the island
truly is or how it got there in the first place. That's not the point.
The 'Protector' of the Island was also real. Jacob wasn't the first
and Hurley won't be the last. The only difference is that Jacob had
created a Monster (Pillar of smoke aka MIB) and needed to find a
loophole to kill it since 'The Rules' prevented him from doing so
(Again, not sure what the extent of 'The Rules' are...And again that
is not the point).

This is what started Jacob bringing 'Candidates' to the Island.
However, every time he brought people there MIB corrupted them and
caused them to kill one another.

Enter the Dharma Initiative. It was real as well. Dharma would end up
being corrupted but not before lending MIB a powerful piece in the
game, Benjamin Linus. I was under the impression that Ben was doing
Jacobs work but now at the end I think its pretty clear that the MIB
was manipulating him all along (The Purge, Killing Jacob, etc).

I'm still not sure if Jacob brought Dharma to the Island or if they
'happened' to just find it. Jacob DID bring the candidates. Who really
knows how many candidates he brought there decade after decade.
Oceanic 815 was the end game. The thing is, Jacob wanted to give the
Lostaways the one thing both him and his brother did not get: A
choice, free will. Letting them choose who amoung them would be heir
to the throne. Did he know all along that Jack would be the one to
kill man in Locke and that Hurley would be the protector in the end?
Maybe, maybe not. I think he did. The writers didn't need to answer
this directly and they shouldn't need to. It would ruin the fun.

The resolution of the plot and these characters was powerful. I didn't
want to say goodbye. Sun & Jin-Soo Kwan, Sayid Jarrah & Shannon,
Boone, Frank, Miles, Rose & Bernard, Desmond & Penny, Locke, Hurley,
Claire & Charlie, Sawyer & Juliet. Kate & Jack. The pacing and the
emotion was pitch perfect. And in the end, Jack got to do what he
always wanted to since 'The Pilot'. Save his fellow Lostaways and in
the 'Flash Sideways' he saved everyone by helping them move on.

Not to mention...

The showdown between Jack & man in Locke was INCREIDBLE. The cliffs,
the rain, the music, the stunning visuals. The final two pieces in the
game that Jacob and his brother began playing nearly two thousand
years ago. FUCKING EPIC!

Sideways world aka Limbo:

One of my favorite episodes ever was 'The Constant' (season 4). Check
Lostpedia if you need to. To break it down, we are all linked to
certain people during 'The Most Important Moments Of Our Lives'
(Christian Shepherd). These connections are what matter. Think about
it for a second, have you ever did something that was really mundane
or go somewhere you didn't want to or need to and have your life
changed by just a simple experience. You might have marked it up as
coincidence or chance. But really, was it? Throughout all six seasons
the show worked religious/spiritual angles. Through these philosophies
and thought the 'Flash Sideways' or Limbo was created.

The Lostaways (Hurley?) subconsciously created this world where they
would exist until they were 'Awakened' (i.e. reconnected with one
another). Once this happened, they could all move on together, move
forward. Live together or die alone. What was behind the glowing
double doors? Heaven? Reincarnation? Another Life? It feels great NOT
to know. The only thing the matters in the scope of these characters
lives is that they got to walk through it together.

The how of LOST is interesting, but the why is so much more
compelling. It could have went the way of 'Midichlorians' but they
left the mystery. Was the Island magic or advanced tech as to appear
magical? Was the light connected to all of us being alive or did it
just maintain the island.

Or was it the same light that they were going in the afterlife. 'The
Source' of life, death and rebirth.

I'll forever keep my own ideas and reservations about the island. You
should too. Don't let anyone tell you what it should be. As one
storyline comes to an end, another one opens. And no one (especially
not me) should be able to completely define the rules and reality of
exactly what we watched for the last six seasons.

I'm just glad I was along for the ride. What an amazing ride it was.

Peace, DAG!

PS. This isn't the last I'm going to write about this either. Hell,
Jay & Jack are going to PODcast about it for the remainder of twenty
ten...Legacy!

PSS. We are ALL pieces of what came before us. LOST is one of the
reasons I decided to write my own novel (story). Believe that!

Monday, May 03, 2010

Eyes Wide Open





One third of twenty ten has vanished into the quiet vapors of
nothingness. Have you accomplished what you set out to do so far this
year? If not, I have theories on why the month of May is the variable.
Especially at this moment...

-'Tell All' by Chuck Palahniuk drops this Wednesday. I try to stay
spoiler free on most things. However the tag line for this one is “Boy
Meets Girl', “Boy Gets Girl', then “Boy Kills Girl”. That did it for
me.

-Iron Man 2 releases all of its War Machine kick ass on Friday. I like
it when summer movies let loose a couple of days early (on
Wednesdays). I would like to wake up on Cinco De Mayo and be able to
celebrate by watching Rhodey break out his Warwear aka Sentinel Armor
aka Model JRXL-1000.

-On May 18th You get to fill the shoes of 'Alan Wake' in a new age
whodunit thriller (Xbox 360). It was my first pre-ordered game this
year and the collectors edition comes with a 144pg book that includes
a short story written by A.Wake. Remedy says the game was inspired by
Stephen King, Twin Peaks and Lost. WORD!

-Also on the 18th, we get the return of Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek aka
Reflection Eternal on the 'RPM' project. I like the songs I've heard
so far, inspired native tongues isht.

AND...

-On May 23rd we will see the end of the GREATEST television show EVER,
'LOST'. K & myself are going to road trip to LA for the finale party @
the Orpheum. I've been listening to Jay & Jack since 2005 and watching
the show since season two...so yeah, I'm HYPED! Here is what they have
so set so far...Red Carpet for arrivals? (so far, Ben Linus errr
Micheal Emerson is confirmed), Cocktails sponsored by Tequila
Revolucion (I HATE tequila), Q&A session with the actors attending
(before the episode airs) and a live recording of The Lost Podcast
with Jay and Jack following the actual airing of the finale. This is
all starting to feel like a Comic-Con slash Star Wars convention. If
anyone shows up dressed as Crazy Jungle Claire, it's going down!

You are a product of your time. Update your story lines. Wonder and
fascinate. Be swept away by inspiration, inventiveness and energy.
Create the world with degrees of creative license. Run wild with that
classic pulp adventure story. Respect the source material but break
the rules! I mean, SMASH the rules. Get excited about new ideas
instead of nostalgia and call-backs to stories of our youth. We are
all influenced by what came before, even if we aren't consciously
updating or copying it. Go into it with eyes wide open and build...

Shut up and eat the awesome!

Peace, DAG.

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