The Unicorn & The Dago

Your "Funny" of the day...the Top 15 "Unintentionally" Funny Comic Book Panels...Enjoy!

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html

Big ups to Jana Maru, Shanty & Ava for the pic...

Happy Day

http://www.reelzchannel.com/moviedetail.aspx?movieid=223693&clipid=18326

Zack Snyder on how he is going to ROCK "The Watchmen"!

My horoscope for today...

At this time you are able to be very clear and above-board with other people, bringing out your desires and differences between yourself and others in a way that is unlikely to offend or stir up hostility. Because you appear confident, others are inclined to follow your lead now.

...and tonight on "LOST" we find out how John Locke lost the use of his legs. WORD!

Star F*cker!

K-Dawg told me that Ed Brubaker and Joe Q. from Marvel were going to be on KRCL’s “Radioactive” program today. I was in the Blazer with the kiddo taking her to school and listening to the show at a little past noon today when they threw out the number to call in to ask Ed a question. I thought to myself…what the hell…and called in. Well, they got my name and what not and went right to me. I really wasn’t prepared at all for a) getting on the air or b) any type of question. After stumbling over some words I told Ed how I REALLY like the direction of “Daredevil” and asked why Captain America just basically “gave up” in issue 7 of Civil War. Ed corrected me and told me he didn’t write that…DUH! What was I thinking…it was MILLAR. I corrected myself and then he gave me a pretty good explanation of what their mind set was with “Civil War” and what Cap’s motivation might have been. I don’t usually get nervous but damn in this situation I was…REALLY NERVOUS. Ed suggested since I like “Daredevil” I should pick up “Criminal”. Why did I sleep on it in the first place? He also writes…The Immortal Iron Fist (with Fraction), Captain America & Uncanny X-Men.

BIG UP’S to K-DAWG for keeping me in the know…MUCH LOVE!

P.s. The archive of this show is at www.krcl.org (Radioactive, March 19th, 12pm-1pm). You can hear my nervous ass tripping over my words...Priceless!

The 54

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:08am?
2. Diamonds or pearls? Big Gold Rope Chain! A Dookie Rope Chain.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? 300.
4. What is your favorite TV show? Lost.
5. What did you have for breakfast? Iced Coffee.
6. What is your middle name? Eduardo.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian.
8. What foods do you dislike? Any type of NUT other then peanut.
9. What are your favorite chips? Potato.
10. Favorite CD at the moment? Numbs “Nfinity”
11.What kind of car do you drive? Chevy Blazer…you’re going to get yours!
12. Favorite sandwich? Veggie Sammy.
13. What are characteristics you can't stand? Dishonesty, Bigotry and People.
14.What are your favorite clothes? Plain T-shirts and jeans. Hoodies in the winter time.
15. If you could go anywhere on vacation, where would it be? Italy.
16. Favorite brand of clothing? Targets 3 for $15 T’s.
17. Where would you want to retire? A moon.
18. Favorite time of day? Miller time.
19. Where were you born? Orange, New Jersey (represent!).
21. What is your favorite sport to watch? Basketball.
22. Who do you think will not send this back? He who has no name.
23. Person you expect to send it back first! Speed Racer.
24. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi.
25. Beavers or ducks? We don’t need no stinking badgers.
26. Are you a morning person or a night owl? How early we talking?
27. Pedicure or manicure? Pedicure for my hobbit feet.
28. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with anyone? I’m going on tour this summer.
29. What did you want to be when you were little? A mailman like Karl Malone.
30. What is your best childhood memory? Summers in New Jersey.
32. Ever been to Africa ? Negative.
33. Ever been toilet papering? Yes, back in the day.
34. Been in a car accident? NADA.
35. Favorite day of the week? It changes from time to time. I’m partial to the weekends.
36. Favorite restaurant? I dig the Café Trang.
37. Favorite flower? Those “flower” fireworks.
38. Favorite ice-cream? Chocolate Chip with caramel topping.
39. Favorite fast food restaurant? Taco time.
40. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Twice. The road part not the written test.
41. From whom did you get your last e-mail? Kelli.
42. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Toy’s R Us.
43. Bedtime? 10ish.
44. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Mistadoblina.
45. Last person you went to dinner with? Kelli.
46. What are you listening to right now? The Lost Podcast with Jay and Jack.
47. What is your favorite color? Black.
48. How many tattoos do you have? 3.
49. How many are you sending this Email to? I don’t know how many I will send it to you.
50. What time did you finish this e-mail? 10 to.
51. Favorite magazine? Game Informer.
52: Favorite thing to do? Music and writing.
53. Wish you had more time to do? Music and writing.
54. If you won a Million dollars, what would you do? Invest, Hook the fam up then travel the world.

Haiku Reviews

Zodiac

All Star Cast Straight Dope
Look For Something You Can't Find
Docudrama Fresh

300

A Pretty Slaughter
Non-Stop Visual Assualt
"The Watchmen" Will Rock!

Pop A Crayola In Dat Ass!

The Description: The title says it all. Break out the crayons, 'cause it gangsta rap coloring time! 48 pages of line drawings of "Gangsta" rappers, done with the thick black line we all remember from the coloring books of our youth. The book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers: Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Schooly D, KRS One, and many more.

The Reason: You're kidding right? This has CLASSIC written all over it.

The Comment: This is off the ****in' chain, yo!

The Delight: Olde English 800 40 oz, A pack of Crayola's while listening to Compton's Most Wanted. You betta recognize and stay in "Da Lines"...

Weekly Virgo

This is going to be cherished week for you. Your relations will be very cordial and harmonious with your spouse. You will enjoy all comforts and happiness along with your family. Family atmosphere will be cordial. You will not face any difficulty in your professional and personal life. Probably, money will come from each and every direction. Your plans will be fruitful and bank account will be in satisfactory position. Lord of sign Mercury is transiting in retro motion over the 6th house along with Rahu and Sun. You are advised, you should not take any major decision otherwise you may invite tensions, loss and mental stress. Students will perform very well. March 5th to 11th, whole week is favorable.

*DOPE! I went and checked "Zodiac", mini review to come.

Daily Virgo

You are fascinated by the mysterious now. Unsolved or puzzling problems and the hidden or behind-the-scenes aspects of a situation interest you most, and you delve and probe until you discover the truth. An interest in psychology or other peoples' secrets comes to the fore. You enjoy spy stores, mystery, and supernatural stories.

*I guess I should go and PEEP "Zodiac" tonight.